John Kerry is a schmuck. There’s just something about Kerry that makes me believe that even his mother thought he was a schmuck.
Yesterday at a meeting with business and civic leaders in Boston Senator Kerry was discussing South Carolina Governor Sanford’s disappearance. Then for some reason he came out with this comment: “Too bad,’’ Kerry said, “if a governor had to go missing it couldn’t have been the governor of Alaska. You know, Sarah Palin.’’ Of course his liberal audience thought that was a hoot.
What would make this feminine gigolo come out with a statement like that? Did Palin ask him to tidy up the cabin while she was out hunting? I’ll bet there are a few swift boat sailors wishing Mr. Kerry would have gone missing on one of his fictitious swift boat trips into Cambodia. My suggestion to Kerry is that he should try to avoid comedy. It really doesn’t work for him.

Thank you for the assist!
He and Biden can tour together
Since when did Letterman start writing for the has-been!
looking at those representatives of the Bay State , Kennedy , Kerry , Frank et al , after first shuddering in disgust at the fact that they continually get re-elected , I would suggest the following to the GOP : given that Barack and Co have adopted economic policies that brought down communist states , in a mmood of bipartisanship , the Republicans should move their voters en masse to several blue states particularly Mass. just as the Blessed Stalin and the Sainted Tito , moved Russians to Estonia , Georgians to Checnya , Serbs to Croatia , Montenegrins to Slovenia etc etc .That should silence the blowhards for at least a generation
What a low life scumbag. I really would like to know who the hell does the voting in the state of Douchechussetts?