Political heat has finally pressured the Hussein administration to move the KSM trial out of New York. What took so long for Obama to come to his senses? Better yet, why did he allow Holder to make this decision in the first place? The idea of trying the architect of the 9/11 attacks in New York City was unpopular and idiotic from the get go.
Here are two better ideas, and both have potential to either save or create money:
1. KSM has already pleaded guilty to all charges. Skip the trial. Sell $20 lottery tickets to see who gets to put a jacketed hollow point into KSM’s skull. The money will come pouring in. All proceeds from the lottery can go toward paying down our debt. Money created!
2. Try KSM in the Capital building. Make it mandatory that all Congressmen from the majority party must be there for the trial. Have the House Speaker make a worldwide televised announcement that all security will be removed. No need for that, because all radical Muslims love us now that we’ve been Obamatized. She should add in her statement that for one day only Washington will celebrate Be Kind to Jihadists Day. The city will welcome them with open arms that day. Money potentially saved (with some possible future rebuilding costs.)
Wasn’t it a real shocker the other day when the news came out that uber-fairy John Edwards fathered Rielle Hunter’s child? Who would have thunk it? Supposedly there are sex tapes circulating of Edwards and Hunter. Hold on, I think I’m tasting pieces of throw up in my mouth. This sub-human seems to never go away. Maybe one day Elizabeth will drive a stake in his heart.
Speaking of throw up, how about Pelosi’s comments about ramming the vastly unpopular health care bill down our throats. Speaking to Congress: “We’ll go through the gate. If the gate’s closed, we’ll go over a fence. If the fence is too high, we’ll pole vault in. If that doesn’t work, we’ll parachute in but we’re going to get health care reform passed for the American people.” With all her pole vaulting and parachuting someone needs to make sure she puts on her bloomers first. By the way, is there any way we could find out who will be setting up her parachute?
This must have been a little embarrassing for Bammy. When saving pictures on a computer they need to be saved using a particular title. The individual responsible for the naming of the presidential imagery on the official White House website has literally given “hero” status to the photos of Barrack Hussein Obama. So when you rest your mouse on a picture of him while viewing Whitehouse.gov the title “hero” shows up. No worries though. When you do the same thing with your mouse on this website many pictures of Obama come up with the title “douchebag.” We aren’t embarrassed.
I really enjoyed watching Andrew Breitbart take apart MSLSD’s David Shuster. The verbal beheading took place while Shuster was grilling Breitbart regarding his relationship with James O’Keefe, the man charged with tampering with Sen. Mary Landrieu’s phone. When the snide putz, Shuster asked how much money O’Keefe gets from Breitbart’s website, Breitbart responded: ”How much money does MSNBC get from Obama’s stimulus money. I believe it’s in the billions. What does that have to do with the fact that you falsely portrayed James O’Keefe as a felon?” Shortly thereafter Shuster cried and wet his pants. It’s criminal that our tax dollars are going to MSNBC, a media outlet that continues to be a lackey rooting squad for the left.
Finally, many thanks to Nancy Pelosi for confiscating our earnings and turning her flights around the world into her own little Nancypalooza. The $101,000 tab for food and booze on top of the $2.1 million for her use of Air Force jets doesn’t bother us at all. No career bureaucrat should be deprived of Maker’s Mark whiskey, Courvoisier cognac, Johnny Walker Red scotch, Grey Goose vodka, E&J brandy, Bailey’s Irish Crème, Bacardi Light rum, Jim Beam whiskey, Beefeater gin, Dewars scotch, Bombay Sapphire gin, Jack Daniels whiskey and Corona beer at the taxpayers expense.

One of the many great things President Hussein is hailed for is the “fact” that he is a Constitutional scholar. How many times were we reminded that he was the first black president of the Harvard Law Review (though no one can find any opinions he published)?
After a deluge of political humiliations the Putz-in-Chief reprimanded Republicans in Baltimore and called on them to change THEIR ways. Wait what?
It didn’t take long for the Liar-in-Chief to speak out of both sides of his mouth following the State of the Union address. After bashing lobbyists last night he reached out to the “corrosive agents,” as he referred to them the night before. Can’t walk away from those political contributions, can he?
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