We Will Have Our Revenge:

Laws enacted through reconciliation will be repealed by reconciliation.

Barack Obama:

I've now been in 57 states -- I think one left to go.

For the first time since the Great Depression, Americans took more aid from the government than they paid in taxes.

Thoughts on a Cold Day

moronicspeakerPolitical heat has finally pressured the Hussein administration to move the KSM trial out of New York. What took so long for Obama to come to his senses? Better yet, why did he allow Holder to make this decision in the first place? The idea of trying the architect of  the 9/11 attacks in New York City was unpopular and idiotic from the get go.

Here are two better ideas, and both have potential to either save or create money:

1. KSM has already pleaded guilty to all charges. Skip the trial. Sell $20 lottery tickets to see who gets to put a jacketed hollow point into KSM’s skull. The money will come pouring in. All proceeds from the lottery can go toward paying down our debt. Money created!

2. Try KSM in the Capital building. Make it mandatory that all Congressmen from the majority party must be there for the trial. Have the House Speaker make a worldwide televised announcement that all security will be removed. No need for that, because all radical Muslims love us now that we’ve been Obamatized. She should add in her statement that for one day only Washington will celebrate Be Kind to Jihadists Day. The city will welcome them with open arms that day. Money potentially saved (with some possible future rebuilding costs.)

Wasn’t it a real shocker the other day when the news came out that uber-fairy John Edwards fathered Rielle Hunter’s child? Who would have thunk it? Supposedly there are sex tapes circulating of Edwards and Hunter. Hold on, I think I’m tasting pieces of throw up in my mouth. This sub-human seems to never go away. Maybe one day Elizabeth will drive a  stake in his heart.

Speaking of throw up, how about Pelosi’s comments about ramming the vastly unpopular health care bill down our throats. Speaking to Congress: “We’ll go through the gate. If the gate’s closed, we’ll go over a fence. If the fence is too high, we’ll pole vault in. If that doesn’t work, we’ll parachute in but we’re going to get health care reform passed for the American people.” With all her pole vaulting and parachuting someone needs to make sure she puts on her bloomers first. By the way, is there any way we could find out who will be setting up her parachute?

This must have been a little embarrassing for Bammy. When saving pictures on a computer they need to be saved using a particular title. The individual responsible for the naming of the presidential imagery on the official White House website has literally given “hero” status to the photos of Barrack Hussein Obama. So when you rest your mouse on a picture of him while viewing Whitehouse.gov the title “hero” shows up. No worries though. When you do the same thing with your mouse on this website many pictures of Obama come up with the title “douchebag.” We aren’t embarrassed.

I really enjoyed watching Andrew Breitbart take apart MSLSD’s David Shuster. The verbal beheading took place while Shuster was grilling Breitbart regarding his relationship with James O’Keefe, the man charged with tampering with Sen. Mary Landrieu’s phone. When the snide putz, Shuster asked how much money O’Keefe gets from Breitbart’s website, Breitbart responded: ”How much money does MSNBC get from Obama’s stimulus money. I believe it’s in the billions. What does that have to do with the fact that you falsely portrayed James O’Keefe as a felon?” Shortly thereafter Shuster cried and wet his pants. It’s criminal that our tax dollars are going to MSNBC, a media outlet that continues to be a lackey rooting squad for the left.

Finally, many thanks to Nancy Pelosi for confiscating our earnings and turning her flights around the world into her own little Nancypalooza. The $101,000 tab for food and booze on top of the $2.1 million for her use of Air Force jets doesn’t bother us at  all. No career bureaucrat should be deprived of Maker’s Mark whiskey, Courvoisier cognac, Johnny Walker Red scotch, Grey Goose vodka, E&J brandy, Bailey’s Irish Crème, Bacardi Light rum, Jim Beam whiskey, Beefeater gin, Dewars scotch, Bombay Sapphire gin, Jack Daniels whiskey and Corona beer at the taxpayers expense.

Hussein Obama, The Enemy Within

The man who was supposed to bring down barriers can’t even bring down vile anti-American and anti-semitic posts and pieces from his own egotistical website. There is no question in my mind that this dangerous man is the enemy within.

I will never in a thousand years understand how the Jewish vote went to Obama. What in the world would encourage someone to vote for a candidate who is most comfortable associating with people who plot the death and destruction of your kind?

Pam Geller documents this on her website, Atlas Shrugs.

More from Andrew Breitbart’s Big Government site.

Constitutional Buffoon

huhOne of the many great things President Hussein is hailed for is the “fact” that he is a Constitutional scholar. How many times were we reminded that he was the first black president of the Harvard Law Review (though no one can find any opinions he published)?

In his State of the Union speech the Constitutional Expert-in-Chief said: We find unity in our incredible diversity, drawing on the promise enshrined in our Constitution: the notion that we are all created equal…

Wrong, you big dummy. That phrase, as most fifth graders would know, comes from the Declaration of Independence. And it goes something like this: We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.

Most likely it was taught to them by Declaration of Independence experts, also known as fourth grade teachers. That topic must have been skipped in the Kenyan Elementary School district.

And this is the same guy who lectured the Supreme Court on one of its decisions?

Obama Debates Obama

From Little Miss Attila:

Today:
“I mean, the easiest thing for me to do on the health care debate would have been to tell people that, ‘What you’re going to get is guaranteed health insurance, lower your costs, all the insurance reforms, we’re going to lower the cost of Medicare and Medicaid, and it won’t cost anybody anything.’ That’s great politics. It’s just not true.”

September 9:
“The plan I’m announcing tonight would meet three basic goals. It will provide more security and stability to those who have health insurance. It will provide insurance for those who don’t. And it will slow the growth of health care costs for our families, our businesses, and our government…

“Now, add it all up, and the plan I’m proposing will cost around $900 billion over 10 years — less than we have spent on the Iraq and Afghanistan wars, and less than the tax cuts for the wealthiest few Americans that Congress passed at the beginning of the previous administration. (Applause.) Now, most of these costs will be paid for with money already being spent — but spent badly — in the existing health care system. The plan will not add to our deficit. The middle class will realize greater security, not higher taxes. And if we are able to slow the growth of health care costs by just one-tenth of 1 percent each year — one-tenth of 1 percent — it will actually reduce the deficit by $4 trillion over the long term.”

Canklerella

Maybe it was the permanently swollen cankles, or just a case of her shoes finally rebelling from being overstressed. But on her way to Elysee Palace in Paris to give a speech on European security, Her Thighness suffered a minor wardrobe malfunction. French President Sarkozy arrived to her rescue.

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Everyone Else Needs to Change

drowningdopeAfter a deluge of political humiliations the Putz-in-Chief reprimanded Republicans in Baltimore and called on them to change THEIR ways. Wait what?

This is a man that is setting the DiMaggio record of political flubs. His mere presence has become radioactive to candidates in his party, as displayed in New Jersey, Massachusetts and Virginia. And he has the balls to lecture Republicans that they need to stop obstructing? I don’t think so.

The left is acting like his State of the Union address helped him capture that same mojo that allowed him to deceive his way to the presidency. But this time it’s different. People see that his promises are empty. That garbage he spews about changing the tone in Washington is just words. He is nothing more than a petty partisan hack. When Obama talks about change he means that everyone else needs to change. He, on the other hand is perfect the way he is. For a guy that keeps saying he takes responsibility for things, it sure seems like he’s blaming everyone else on the planet for his shortcomings.

The sad part is that everyone sees these horrible flaws in Obama. That is everyone but Obama.

You F*#@ing Lie!

This is incredible. The Organizer, a man who never ran anything, and has no understanding of economics other than Communist Manifesto 101, can’t find a single economist that believes the Republican plan for health care is more cost efficient than ObamaCare? And he has the audacity to say he’s not an ideologue?

Uh Oh, Obama gets an F

From the Telegraph UK:

State of the Union: Barack Hussein gets an F for world leadership

BarrysA+

Momma still loves you.

Bash Lobbyists then Invite them to WH

imagesIt didn’t take  long for the Liar-in-Chief to speak out of both sides of his mouth following the State of the Union address. After bashing lobbyists last night he reached out to the “corrosive agents,” as he referred to them the night before. Can’t walk away from those political contributions, can he?

After Obama rips lobbyists, K St. insiders get briefings

Bow to Foreigners-But Honor Fort Hood Dead with a Presidential Crotch Salute

This is how the Commander-in-Chief honors 13 dead Americans during a memorial service after the Fort Hood massacre. The more I see this piece of crap, the more he sickens me.

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