Change I Wasn’t Aware of
Holy crap. Why didn’t I know about this? Apparently Ned Beatty had a sex-change operation and now calls himself Christina Romer. Christina, or Ned (wait I’m confused) heads the president’s Council of Economic Advisers. I liked her much better when she was trapped in the woods and courted by hillbillies.


Why do. I hear a banjo?
I can just hear him…uh, her, running down the hall screaming “Mr. Luthor, Mr. Luth… oh, uh, Mr. Obama!”
I always thought she was Hazel from the tv show, but maybe you’re right.